I'm that person everyone replaces after a while.
That moment when you forgot to bring a towel in...
allisonfaith: How could I have forgotten?! No one’s around? Run for your life
When your friends make a joke about you and you...
You sit there waiting for them to stop laughing like:
it's sad when I'm too lazy to get up to pee.
when you're with your family:
asiallyanna: when you’re with your friends:
"When The Fairy Tale Ends, Real Life Begins"
I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
when someone talks about ...
saabrinabby: ME: MY FRIENDS: MY MOM:
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 4th grader say “I smashed that bitches pussy hard.” I was like
That awkward moment when you have to make up an...