That awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
I’m usually like…
lifes-student: “Mind YOUR DAMN Motherfuxkin business bitxh You dumb bitch Stupid Bitxh 2+2 not knowing what the fuxk it is bitxh You fat cross eyed crying over the back bitxh Long tittay no nipple havin ass bitxh”! “Ohhhhhhhh …..she aint got no nipplessssss!!!”
When you get out of a pool:
beatricervieira: Expectations Reality.
Spring Break 2011
Started off well . Went to Grayflu Sunday night . Got LIVEE with thee bitches and met a finee ass red boy ! We “chilled” on Monday ;) ^-^ He fell in lovee with me . Haven’t been able to see him since :( Went to a party on Thursday . It was soooo muthafucking GHETTO , UUUGGGHHHH !!!! He was theree :D He wanted to see me but my ride was being flaw and didn’t want to...
flapjacksblog2 asked: Do you consider yourself a pirate adventurer?
My Best friend.
We laugh at each other’s retarded jokes: We like to make weird faces in class: We like to dance to our favorite songs: We don’t care if we eat like pigs in front of each other: We hate the same people: We like the same people: We have each other’s backs: We’re too cool for everyone else so we have each other: I love my best friend:
Tumblr and I:
Mom: “Come on, lunch time!” 20 minutes later… Mom: “COME EAT THE DAMN LUNCH. NOW.” Mom: “THAT’S IT.”
I don't get why people complain about having a...
outfoxed-thefox: When I get one, I’m like: If I had like, 100+ I’d be like: Even if they were all anon hate. I’d still love it.
REBLOG IF YOU HAD A SUPER NINTENDO AND WHEN YOUR...
bowdowntojustinbieber: i still do that.. . dontjudgeme
Tsunami is going to hit Malaysia in 2 hours
bieberpanther: -almightykey: PLEASE PRAY FOR THEM. STAY SAFE EVERYONE. i can’t handle this anymore. I can’t imagine how they feel. Telling them, you all gonna die in 2 hours. I swear this night, for me, was the wrost ever. I can’t take it off of my mind. Stay stafe, please :’(
I send you “Hey :)” And you just say “Hey.” I get no smiley back? Okay fuck you too.
When I have more than ten dollars.
thirteenreasonswhyy: I’m just like: actually, more than two dollars.
Purposely annoying everybody who dislikes you.