February 2011
It's not the same...
embracemyinsanity:
Girls say “Suck my dick” everyone’s like
Dudes say “Lick my pussy” everyone’s like
When Girls Call/or Text You At 3am ?
yea, she wants the dick .
When you're in bed, it's night, and you hear a...
DEMONS. GHOSTS. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY. THE RAKE. WHERE’S THE SALT.
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
I can out eat you.
blasianbri:
jaawknee:
Reblog if you read that wrong.
every fuckin’ time!
lmao, I passed it and had to do a double scroll.
Post picture of yourself on Tumblr. Nobody reblogs...
danihincapie14:
I want to get hurt. A car accident, anything. I...
Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get...
Watch
instant reblog.
January 2011
The first 10 people who reblog this will get free...
secretsbest:
YOU'RE SINGLE?!
HOLD UP!
That awkward moment when you've had your hand up...
spitwateratlife:
Facebook is now advertising Tumblr.
dmojones:
5 Year Old Children
jacklisboa:
itslisamane:
Expectation:
Reality:
WHAT?
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
with arms and eyes open wide.: What I think when... →
whatshelearnedfromyou:
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
Can I sleep?
If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
You can’t pronounce THAT word?
WHAT…
